Been waiting for this aaaallll year.
it’s crazy how much one person can fuck you up
…what have I done?
how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk
why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor
"Don’t worry guys you have to come in contact with bodily fluids it’s not dangerous because it’s not airborne."
Um. Do you know what else spreads that way?
The cold and the flu. Now, think about how quickly those go around yeah?
taking selfies with my friends like